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Croakella vs. Schnauzette
General information
Season

8

# in season

2

# overall

36

Commercial(s)

Lifeguards Save Lives

Length

7 mins, 37 secs

Production information
Prod. code

802

Airyear

1315

Episode guide
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The People vs. the Halfbreeds

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Fransisco's Disturbing Discovery

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Croakella vs. Schnauzette is the 2nd episode of the 8th season of Judge Mia, and the 36th episode overall. The events in this episode take place in 1315.

SummaryEdit

Deep secrets are revealed when Croakella sues the blind Schnauzette.

PlotEdit

After the opening theme, the episode opens with Croakella sueing Schnauzette for not making eye-contact when she looked at her. After Mia tells Croakella that that's a pretty stupid reason to sue, Schnauzette's happy helper, Valentina reveals that Schnauzette is blind. Judge Mia immediantly says that Croakella wins, and Schnauzette goes to jail, but Valentina then interrupts. Valenina then gathers everyone in a "friendship circle" because she does that whenever anyone had a problem with Schnauzette's blindness. She says that it is scientifically proven that people become friends if they tell eachother deep secrets, so they begin. Valentina's secret is that blind people are just like you and her, they just can't see. After the dissatification of that secret, Mia urges everyone to start gushing out the gushy secrets. Next, Maggie's secret is that she sometimes wets the bed. Nut's secret is that he sometimes doesn't do all the paperwork. Mia says that her secret is she likes to sit criss-cross-applesauce, but Valentine immediantly denies that is her real secret. After fighting, Mia finally gives in and says she has a bigger secret...goes to commercial break. After the break, Mia reveals her secret: "I like Marley better than Maggie!". Maggie shrieks in despair and is immediantly consoled by her parents, while Marley says, "I knew it!". Next, Turdsley's secret is that he has been in a deep depression ever sense Buck left. Queen Kong says it's okay, and that she has been missing Buck too. Humphrey's secret is that he is very sensitive and allergic to alomst everything. Maitlda and Murphy's secret is that their marriage is almost to the point of divorce. Private says ever sense his and Grouch's divorce, all he ever wanted was her. After some urging, Birdena reveals that she has been in need of cash, so she's been stealing from banks. Mia butts in and says, "This is all very touching, but...Schnauzette wins, case closed!".

CharactersEdit

Turdsley's Lil' WorldEdit

Lift Weights is the Turdsley's Lil' World segment for this episode. In this segment, Turdsleys tells you to lift weights, but he quickly gives up his efforts after trying just once
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QuotesEdit

  • "Okay, everyone! Start gushing out those gushy secrets!" -Mia
  • "Blind people are just like you and me. They just have one tiny difference. Like bald people!" -Valentina
  • "That's racist!" -Birdena

Trivia/GoofsEdit

This article has no trivia section.

CrowdEdit

Croakella vs. Schnauzette Crowd

Crowd Members: Murphy, Matilda, Marley, Maggie, Grouch, Birdena, Elmer, Turdsley, Private, Queen Kong

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